The Criminologist
The Narrator Guy
Played by:
Charles Gray(in the movie)
Ben Magno(as far as you're concerned)
My name is Ben, I live in a tree, and I'm stupid. I'm a wicked computer geek, have been since I was seven. I play the piano and guitar, draw a lot and I used to paint some. In real life I have a neck. I'm the proud father of a 2 year old girl, and proud fiancee of a Transylvanian.